POOR BRETT

Why does Brett – hard core rock ‘n roller, natural born Hoosier and wavy-haired God – look so sad? Look closely. Look carefully.

A rock God doesn’t wear a baby tee-sized sweatshirt. Baby tees, yes. But not a midriff-baring sweatshirt where the sleeves don’t even quite make it to his wrists.

You might be asking, “So, does Brett shop at Baby Gap?” The answer is maybe, because I don’t know Brett that well, but I do know that this sweatshirt is too small because his Mama put it in the dryer for a bit too long.

And he is sad about it. Clearly.

“I love my Mama…but I really loved that sweatshirt,” he said this morning. Lesson learned: a mother’s laundering skills fade over time.

Who's that Doggie on the Confirmation Page?

Ever wonder what the story is behind the basset hound that looks at you with those droopy eyes, thanking you for your order on Zappos? Wait no more! World…meet Fletch!

Name: Fletch

Birthday: September 15, 1999

Likes: filet mignon treats and long walks in the park with Ned and Andy

We at Zappos love our furry friends and since his arrival into our lives, Fletch has gained quite a following. So much so that he was one of the guests of honor at the recent 1st Annual Basset Hound Picnic.

Andy, Fletch’s owner, said that he was expectedly very excited for this function. When they received the invitation in the mail, there was a sense that he knew exactly what was in store for him. He’d get to spend some quality time with his old friends from the rescue; Gary – the brown and white droopy eyed senior citizen, Henrietta – the blind 5 year old with a plucky spirit, and Boscoe – the quiet, reserved gentleman.

“Like any reunion, the atmosphere was electric when we got there,” said Andy. “Old friends and new ones approached Fletch and I right away, I could sense fear and anxiety in Fletch.”

Fletch certainly wasn’t used to this sudden bombardment of creatures that looked like him. A few standoffs, and nervous urinations later, Fletch finally relaxed. He began gravitating to his old social circle.

Boscoe and Fletch appeared to pick up where they left off. Telepathically Fletch told Boscoe about how he became this big Internet star and how his life was never the same…constant requests for interviews, award shows and endorsement opportunities. Boscoe, not one to be impressed by this, responded by laying a ‘deuce’ next to Fletch’s feet. Un-phased by this, Fletch went on talking about himself, often referring to himself in the 3rd dog.

Fletch has quite a following and you never know…he might just join the conversation on Twitter! ( twitter.com/fletch_thedog )

P.S. Check out more of our Zappos.com Critters!

Snack Attack!

When the going tough, the tough get snacking. At least, that’s what Aria does. She reaches over to her drawer and looks for her favorite snack . There are many choices, but what would you choose?

This started as a prank where some fiendish fiends (great description, yeah?) went around the lunch room and collected every snack that was randomly on tables and elsewhere. They filled Aria’s desk to the brim and now she has a veritable store house 2 feet away. Please be aware that by now, most, if not all, the food in this drawer has expired and may not be that good for you. Was it good for you to begin with? Mmmmmm…..I’m hungry either way ;)

Running Tips: Don't Be Afraid to Walk a Little

A great tip for running is this – walk sometimes, it’s not the end of the world, and it will help you get to your ultimate running goal faster.

Often, when people begin to run, they seem to think they have to start running the minute
they leave their house and they should be still running when they get back to it. That’s not only a recipe for putting you off running for life, it can also make it more likely you’ll get injured. When you start to run, it’s fine to run for a while then walk for a while, run for a while and walk for a while – even runners who have been running for years sometimes do this. There’s really no shame in walking.

For beginning runners, think of this. When you first start to run, your body is likely going to go into shock. “What are we doing?” “I’ve never gone this fast before?” “Is he crazy, is he trying to kill me?” You haven’t moved at this speed, often since you were a kid, so a sudden increase in the speed your body is expected to move at can be a big shock to it. <p>The best thing to do when beginning to run is to ease into it. Set yourself a distance goal – nothing too
far – and stick to it. But, if it becomes difficult to get to that goal while still moving at a running pace, then slow down. Run a little, jog a little, walk a little. Run a little, jog a little, walk a little. Keep to a pace that is comfortable for you and that you can comfortably still speak at. If you’re finding it difficult to speak, or especially if you’re finding it difficult to breath, slow down. Walk for a while. You’ll still get to your distance goal so you won’t feel a failure, unlike if you push yourself to run to get there but don’t make it.

Don’t forget too, pushing yourself to a speed you are not yet comfortable with will usually result in one of several things:

One, when you find you cannot keep to that speed, you will get discouraged and stop running. You’ve given yourself an expectation that is unrealistic and will only lead to disappointment.

Two, you are more likely to be injured if you push your body to a continuous speed it’s not happy with. Pulled muscles often result and these can take weeks to heal, thus putting you out of action for a long time. This is when many people’s running career ends before
it starts.

Three, you’ll find your distance goals will shorten as you find it difficult to reach them. This means it will take you so much longer to reach a distance goal that feels like it’s an achievement.

So, remember, the next time you head out for a run and are finding the pace a little bit too much, slow down. Ease into a walking speed, take some deep breaths and check out the scenery. When you reach your distance goal, pat yourself on your back for a job well done, and go home and take a nice hot shower. Tomorrow the pace will be easier, tomorrow you’ll run a bit faster and, before you know it, that first distance goal will be reached at a running pace faster than you ever dreamed possible.

Vacations for Runners: Beautiful Locations for a Run!

Looking for a vacation spot that you can “run” and relax in? Here are three spots that will interest you. Don’t forget to bring a pair of running shoes.

Picture this. It’s a cool summer day. The sun is shining and lush greenery is all around you. Thick, tall trees. Arduous, sweet flowers. Fresh, clean air. The best part? You are on vacation and running through a magnificent trail that only gets better with each step. It’s an exhilarating experience that you can make come true by planning your next vacation in one of these areas.

South Florida (Miami and Florida Keys)

Ask your grandmother, there are a lot of reasons why people retire in Florida. It’s warm, full of sunshine and oodles of places to run. You can buy a packaged vacation in this area that includes a group run over a variety of trails or you can go solo. Just remember, that your choices will be endless. Beaches. Parks. Bridges. Lagoons. You can run in all of these areas. Just watch out for the crocodiles.

Napa Valley, Calif.

Ask anyone to tell you why Napa Valley is famous and they will say “wine.” While this is true, it’s also popular for another reason. It’s a great vacation spot for people who enjoy running. You can take a friend out for a run or go solo. Either way, you will be able to run for miles and miles through natural terrain cluttered with orchards and other country fare. Then, after a relaxing run, you can retreat to a nearby spa or visit a winery. It’s a great place to go if you want to get away for a bit of romance, but also enhance your usual physical routine.

New York City and Suburbs

Are you yearning for excitement, big crowds and city lights? You can get them all along with a fantastic run by vacationing in New York. Manhattan, Central Park and the Hudson River offer up a mesh of urban and country terrain that will challenge you physically as well as stimulate your senses. The key is to visit during the spring season. It is during this time that the weather is runner “friendly” and you can participate in big events like the Boston Marathon. This area will offer you a lot of photo ops and unforgettable memories.

These three spots will offer you a lot of great places to run. So next time you plan to get out of town, don’t forget your running shoes. You’ll have plenty of places to use them in.

Sources:
http://www.runningawayonline.com/sofla_active
http://www.runningawayonline.com/nyc_active
http://www.runningawayonline.com/wine_count_activ

Smurf Invasion!!!

Today is the day of the Smurf here at Zappos! The halls of our offices were invaded by dozens of Smurfs just after lunch. Word has it that the Kids team was responsible for the random act of Smurf but no one will confirm for sure. ?:|

Not only did the Smurfs steal the attention of every department here, they also overhauled the Zappos Core Values! Find a few words of the wise from the creatures in blue below:

  1. Deliver SMURF through service
  2. Embrace and drive SMURF
  3. Create SMURF and a little SMURFiness
  4. Be SMURF, SMURF, and SMURF
  5. Pursue SMURF and SMURF
  6. Build SMURF and honest SMURF with SMURF
  7. Build a positive SMURF and family SMURF
  8. Do more with SMURF
  9. Be passionate and SMURF
  1. Be SMURF

The History of the Sandal

Now that Memorial Day has passed and we’re officially in the summer fashion season sandals are the main footwear choice for most of us in the Northern Hemisphere. This should hardly be surprising because not only are sandals comfortable, their ancient. In fact, many of the earliest shoes we have historical evidence of were made in this style. Sandals have been found as part of ritual burials and were even depicted in prehistoric art. In fact, many of the styles of sandals popular today have endured for thousands of years thanks to their simplicity and grace.

The earliest sandals were all-purpose shoes created by our prehistoric ancestors. By the time of the Greeks and Romans, sandals, while still ubiquitous, were constructed from a variety of materials and available in an array of styles. The “thong” or “flip-flop” seems to have emerged in Egypt, although the style was popular throughout the ancient world. Later the Roman empire gave us everything from the practical sandals of a working man, to dress sandals for women and highly durable sandals for warriors. In Japan, resilient and surprisingly light-weight wooden geta that towered as high as twelve inches elevated pedestrians above the mire of the public streets.

The sandal and its many sub-genres has continued to diversify in the modern era. Where sandals were once a casual-only statement and flip-flops were strictly for the beach, discussion on appropriate sandals for the office can now be found in the pages not just of fashion magazines but also of mainstream newspapers, including The Wall Street Journal.

Today sandals are made out of an ever broader array of natural material such as wood, leather and silk, and increasingly synthetics that allow for more support, cushioning and structure. We have sandals for the beach, boardroom and ballroom as well as the hiking trail, the running track and the gym. And because many sandals are easier to construct than closed shoes, their affordability means most people own multiple pairs.

This year’s sandal trend, which started to make its appearance last summer, is a revived gladiator sandal. Some of these shoes have open toes, while others are woven over the toe and merely open on the sides, making them much cleaner for city wear. Heights vary too, with the straps and buckles ending at the ankle or in some cases going as high as the knee; luckily for us modern technology builds a zipper into most of today’s sandals in this style, making them much quicker to get on and off.

When it comes to sandals it seems likely that we’ll keep doing what we’ve already been doing for thousands of years — copying the past and enhancing it with modern improvements in efficiency and comfort. As for style, it looks like the ancients had it covered.

Meet Your CSer: Kris Likes Morrissey, Billy Likes Soda

Kris is a happy young man full of creativity, guitar knowledge, excitement and has a love of organic foods that rivals Ed Begley, Jr., and that’s serious business. Kris formerly worked in our Kentucky warehouse as an image processor before moving to Las Vegas to pursue his love of grape leaves, expensive health food and organic tea. Kris focuses on the categorization of product and on reciting Adam Sandler movie quotes….constantly.

Kris is also the king of the smooth jazz guitar..he can seduce you with just a minor 7th chord or two…it takes not long, my friends. He loves Morrissey and Ween, as well. (On a side note, I think I heard him banging his head to 80’s hair metal recently, when I saw an evil fire in his eyes, but it was probably just all the pesticide-free food releasing it’s goodness into his bloodstream)

Kristopher is a fine individual and is insanely dedicated to Zappos…his car might be freakishly small and economical, but he has the heart the size of the fiercest lion.

Here is the interview with the man, this reporter refers to as Mr. Lippy.