Naomi Campbell will appear in the season finale of Ugly Betty. She’ll play herself – no word yet on if her cameo will include a tantrum, choice words, community service or her usual playing card, good old-fashioned violence.

Naomi Campbell, take note – fellow supermodel Kate Moss lost ten bags (ten bags? Really? We know you’ve got tons ‘o fabulous clothes, no need to show it off by packing ten bags!) when she flew to L.A. two weeks ago. She didn’t throw a tantrum and was reportedly offered about 10,000 pounds (that’s about $20,000) in compensation.

Now that’s a much nicer ending to the story, rather than being escorted by the police from the airport and banned from an airline.

There goes supermodel Naomi Campbell, attacking people and throwing cell phones again. Well, no cell phones, but this time, she might not have any second chances left.

Yesterday at Heathrow Airport, Campbell assaulted a police officer. Let’s back up: Campbell was informed one of her three pieces of luggage didn’t make it onto the flight. While harassing the airline staff, who called the cops, she boarded the plane…when the cops showed up, they tried to calm Campbell down. But that didn’t work and she allegedly spit at an officer and then attacked him.

But there are two sides to every story. Campbell's spokesperson Annabel Fox told BBC News, "Naomi was flying to Los Angeles for a memorial service on Thursday. She arrived at Heathrow Terminal 5 in plenty of time, checked her two bags in and was told they would make the flight. Once on the plane, she was told one bag could not be found and was missing. BA (British Airways) decided to resolve this by insisting she leave the flight and then called the police to forcibly eject her from the flight. She was taken to the Heathrow police station and released on police bail."

Can’t wait to see what happens next, Britney’s been boring me to tears lately.