Is funny man Jimmy Kimmel having second thoughts about his recent split from Sarah Silverman, his girlfriend of five years? The National Enquirer is reporting that close sources have said that Jimmy has actually been drunk dialing Sarah and asking to get together so the two can talk. Unfortunately, Sarah seems to already have moved on. No, she's not dating anybody new yet (that I know of), but her friends say that once Sarah cuts a relationship off there's no going back. Too bad for Jimmy.

One of Mary Kate Olsen's ex-bodyguards is spilling all her secrets, but it's seriously nothing that we haven't heard before. He claims that Mary Kate is into smoking pot and other drugs and has been a heavy drinker since her high school days. Now, you know that Mary Kate and her famous twin sis, Ashley, both have tiny, childlike bodies, so you can imagine the toll that alcohol and drug abuse takes on their bodies when they indulge. He also touched on Mary Kate's struggle with an eating disorder and says that Ashley and her family were frantic with worry over how to deal with it and most importantly, how to get Mary Kate back to a healthy weight again for her own sake.

Now that Beyonce and Jay-Z are supposedly married, Beyonce is feeling the pressure to start popping out kids ... soon. But the pressure isn't coming from her, as much it's coming from Jay-z and her own mother. It seems that Beyonce has the entire next two years planned out for her career already and she doesn't see how having a baby at this point in her life would be possible or even beneficial for her career. Of course it doesn't help that her little sis, Solange, already has a four year old son and that her dress designer mother, Tina, is desperate for another grandchild already. I mean, if Solange can do it then Beyonce should be able to, right? Hmm, good luck with that one Beyonce!