"I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face . . ."
- Rapper Sirmixalot
Are you struggling with a badonkadonk? The junk in your trunk is so full that there is barely room for it in a pair of jeans? Your booty is so high that you could put a saucer and teacup on it without spilling a drop? Of course, in some circumstances, it can come in handy. You never have any trouble getting a free bag of apples from the old man at the fruit stand. But, in other situations, it's a deficit. When you want to come across as wholesome, serious and business-like, some people refuse to take you seriously. They can't seem to get their mind off of you or your backside. So you need a few solutions.
The two most obvious solutions to anyone dealing with a large posterior is to cover it up or minimize it. This feat can be accomplished in several ways. All are fashionable and won't completely lose your lovely shape. They are as follows:
(Cover-ups)
Long Sweaters
Thigh-length Jackets
Shapely Tunics
Colorful ponchos
(Minimizers)
Pocket-less Jeans/Slacks
Black/Beige Spanx
Flowing Skirts
These items can work for any woman who's trying to tone down her backside. It will help take the focus of attention off that area when you are in more conservative settings. Of course, you an always ignore these fashion tips when you want to strut your stuff. You know - like when you're at a good club, wearing an outfit designed to flaunt every curve and Sirmixalot hits the airwaves. Then, you dance with your boyfriend or husband like it's the early 90's when the song was first released. It's a time in which shaking your badonkadonk is appropriate, fun and able to get you the attention from the one person you really want it from.
