Is funny man Jimmy Kimmel having second thoughts about his recent split from Sarah Silverman, his girlfriend of five years? The National Enquirer is reporting that close sources have said that Jimmy has actually been drunk dialing Sarah and asking to get together so the two can talk. Unfortunately, Sarah seems to already have moved on. No, she's not dating anybody new yet (that I know of), but her friends say that once Sarah cuts a relationship off there's no going back. Too bad for Jimmy.

One of Mary Kate Olsen's ex-bodyguards is spilling all her secrets, but it's seriously nothing that we haven't heard before. He claims that Mary Kate is into smoking pot and other drugs and has been a heavy drinker since her high school days. Now, you know that Mary Kate and her famous twin sis, Ashley, both have tiny, childlike bodies, so you can imagine the toll that alcohol and drug abuse takes on their bodies when they indulge. He also touched on Mary Kate's struggle with an eating disorder and says that Ashley and her family were frantic with worry over how to deal with it and most importantly, how to get Mary Kate back to a healthy weight again for her own sake.

Now that Beyonce and Jay-Z are supposedly married, Beyonce is feeling the pressure to start popping out kids ... soon. But the pressure isn't coming from her, as much it's coming from Jay-z and her own mother. It seems that Beyonce has the entire next two years planned out for her career already and she doesn't see how having a baby at this point in her life would be possible or even beneficial for her career. Of course it doesn't help that her little sis, Solange, already has a four year old son and that her dress designer mother, Tina, is desperate for another grandchild already. I mean, if Solange can do it then Beyonce should be able to, right? Hmm, good luck with that one Beyonce!

Hollywood's funniest couple isn't laughing together anymore. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman announced their split via their reps this week. There was no reason given for the split other than the fact that it was a mutual decision between Jimmy and Sarah. News of the split comes as a shock to fans of the couple. In fact, they just celebrated their five year anniversary a few months ago and everything seemed to be going well. They'd each made a funny video about sleeping with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck that became wildly popular online... and now this.

Angelina Jolie gave birth to the newest Jolie-Pitt babies in France this past weekend. She and Brad Pitt named their fraternal twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Now, I have to give Brangelina props for picking some pretty cool names - not too outrageous, but not your everyday names either. Although I predict we're going to see a surge in little boys being named Knox from now on, don't you think? Angelina and the twins are staying in the hospital for a few more days while the twins add on a little weight, but other than that everything seems to have gone perfectly. Congrats to Brad and Angie!

Is Khloe Kardashian going to be this year's Paris Hilton ? Well, it looks like she's going to have to do time for last year's DUI arrest and apparently the judge wants to make an example out of her by making her serve her time. She was originally sentenced to do 30 days, but sources are predicting that she'll probably end up serving less than a day. Ok, so maybe she's not going to be exactly like poor Paris Hilton.

And finally, we've all heard the reports of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony claiming to want to raise their twin babies, Max and Emme, on their own without the help of nannies. Well it seems that the real reason for that statement is because Jennifer and Marc can't hold onto a nanny to save their lives. Could it be that J-Lo expects too much from the nannies? She apparently wants one nanny to care for both babies and to work 16 hour days, 7 days a week. It seems a bit much considering the fact that she could easily afford a whole fleet of nannies and have them rotate.

Sources: US Magazine, People, Hollyscoop, Dlisted