Fabio is a Web Producer. Fabio's brain works in a special way....and, because of this fact, he (allegedly) invented, Pluns.

*A plun, in this reporter's terms, is free association within a normal
conversation that barely threads together two objects, subjects,
vegetables, primates, lamps, etc. (Fabio loves lamp) that don't
actually have any reality-based association, but only a semantic
relation.*
Confusing enough? Here is Fabio's example of a Plun:

Person 1: "Don't put product on that page!"
Person 2: "Not unless it's 2-in-1."
+*Why it's funny: *
Product in the context of hair care should not be applied to a webpage unless it's of the 2-in-1 variety.+
*The cue: *The initial statement should correctly read "Don't put the product on that page!"
+*Explanation: *Because the speaker left out the word "the",
product can be taken as referring to product, as in hair product (gel,
conditioner, etc.).+
+*The plun: *2-in-1 is more efficient than simple product,
so if you're going to put product on a page, you may as well be more
efficient and use 2-in-1.+

Confused yet? Yeah, I am too.
Fabio is one of our favorite elements of the Web Production team. If
web production was a chicken pot pie, he would be the carrots and peas.
I'm telling you that he is the vegetable element of our favorite
poultry/pastry combination....that's an important part of any meal. And
make no mistake, the pot pie is a meal in and of itself.....and
secondly..um...what was I talking about? Oh yeah...
Fabio will be back next week to give you the Plun of thy Week with his dancer friend, Vubbles Van Pancake.

Fabio, we salute you....thanks for being in our pot pie.
Good Day, Fine Citizens.