Um, those of you who think a blended RedBull Pretzel mixture is the epitome of distastefulness should stop right here. Yes, the title of this post is accurate. You see I am the notorious ZSG – Zappos Smoothie Guy. About a year ago, I brought in my own blender and started whipping up smoothies with stuff from the lunch room. Some of them were really yummy – and that’s not just me saying that but from my enthusiastic consumers, some only so so yummy, and some quite intentionally un-yummy. Perhaps the foulest intentional smoothie I’ve made is the Sauerkraut SlimJim Smoothie. This is “for reals” and here are some pictures. SORRY!
I'm pretty sure that there is nothing good about that smoothie. I'm still waiting for my strawberry banana.