Pat has been told many times by Brett that he has "an abnormally sized watermelon head" and that his head "looks like an orange on a toothpick," and Pat is tired of the abuse. Tony believes that it's actually an illusion and he is going to prove it with a handy dandy headphone wire.
Oh Pat, we all need a little help in this office from time to time. I do hope our Zapponian of the day session helped you out in wonderful ways and more importantly, made your Mom proud.
