There was an explosion of funny (strange and haha) posters today around Zappos. I'll start at the upper left corner and go clockwise.
1. A guy in pajamas making a peace sign - the captions say "So how
old are you today little buddy?" and "I"M 2 YEAR OLD NOW!" <sic> Happy Birthday Tim!
2. One of our Athletic Performance buyers wearing an exceedingly bright pink body suit. I'll try to pry the back story from him.
3. A very odd ransom note - I dunno why a basketball motif was used. The text is too disturbing to repeat here.
4. A Wanted Poster -looks like the Mayor of Zappos is "Wanted for the kidnapping of Dev's Zeta mascot." This "mascot" is actually a cardboard cutout of a certain Hollywood actor who has Zeta as part of their name. Rumor is it was shipped off to be used in an upcoming convention.
5. Another "Wanted" poster - it is allegedly related to #3. "If you see this man, approach with caution. He is wanted in the mysterious disappearance of Chris [redacted] personal effects.
Must be a full moon or something...
