Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the prototype ZTOCM or Zappos Tri-Level Office Consolidation Module. We’re growing like crazy at Zappos and one of the rules of real estate is if you can’t go sideways, you go up. (I guess we could go down as well – lol subterranean!)
Let me go over some of the features of the ZTOCM. It is constructed primarily of powder coated heavy gauge steel mesh panels with 2” openings for superior ventilation and to faciitate the sharing of snack items.
On the first level we have Lacey from our Outdoor Business Unit using the embedded computational station to view some topological maps. She also has an aqua duck flotation unit handy in the event of an emergency water landing.
On the 2nd level we have Eleni from our Running Business Unit using the embedded telecommunications station to interview an Olympic track star.
On the 3rd level, Megan is catching some Zs after a tough session of staving off fraud in our order verification department – Metronap watchout!
We’ve also got another concept in the works. Perhaps this Summer you’ll see a prototype of "Project BunkDesk."
