Howzit, faithful followers?!

I really hated to title this latest HR / Training pulsating post as I did, (waaaay too many ABBA references his week for some reason), but what choice did I have??? Feast your ogling ojos on this:


That’s Zappos HR’s very own ninja prom queen, Heaven “Heavenless” T. showing us what she’s got. ‘nuff said.

Oh wait, that’s not true!! I also managed to score a pic of Jamstar’s recent glittering gift from one of her joie de vivre vendors:



Perhaps coming to a Zollar Store near you!! Sweeeeeet……

Some parting notes!

Jobs@zappos! Come getcha some!

Special thanks to Tony “Gender Bender” H., Zappos CEO, for letting me post Heaven’s performance here, instead of snatching it from my archives for his own sinister purposes, and waiting ever so patiently for me to get it out. Yer the best Tony. Love ya. Mean it.

Coming Soon!
-How HR’s Monthly Outing literally rocked! (promise this one’s coming really soon)
-An update from Training! (sorry, really needed to get Heaven’s routine up!)
-Zappos.com: Powered by Hope! (and another Dancing Queen!!)
-Random Rozzy Thoughts! (building anticipation…it’ll be worth it!)
-The Benches Are Here!!!!! (or, “Why We Love Rozzy and Rebecca L.!”)
-What’s all this about Twitter, then?!!

Until we meet again, “Yes! A brain transplant!...I don’t need it; take my brain!”
~drroo
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So the first thing you'll see coming in our front doors is the Zollar Store on your left.

We have our own inhouse scrip, called Zollars, that is used as a token of appreciation for being WOWful and for participating in culture events. You can redeem Zollars for the cool, fun stuff in the cabinet. Can you see the desktop football goal post on the third shelf from the top? It comes with a leatherette triangle football that you kick with your finger - ah childhood memories. We've got a rotating mix of apparel items, a mean Halloween rubber ducky, license plate frame, insignia metal business card case, portable fan and even doggie shirts. Check out our pets page!

Next you'll see our popcorn machine and the front desk proper. The flat panel shows what's going on with our sales and the main website. I was at the front desk when a balloon delivery came in - who am I to look a gift balloon in the mouth? <shutter click!>

Turning further left you'll see the door to our Legal and Marketing depts, a flat panel showing our Kentucky Fulfillment Center operations, a bookcase with some of our suggested reading books, our little red wagon, a beverage cooler and the Dance Dance Revolution machine. See I told you inside was a trip - and baby, we've only just begun...

Yeah this is another Mardi Gras parade post. So George’s group in CLT made a “ZATM” and George demonstrates in this picture how Zollars are coming out of the ATM. Now, even if you did fall off a turnip
truck you’d know that there is a person in the ZATM dispensing the Zollars and making the whirring sounds.

So I put my camera up to the money slot and flashed a picture.

Pretty artsy hunh? We'll see more of Man in the Box soon!