When was the last time you used the phrase "When pigs fly"? It is a question you have to ask yourself because these three little words can carry a lot of weight. They can help you tell another person that under no circumstances will he get his way. Here's what I mean . . .

Scenario #1
Husband: "Honey, can you spit shine my shoes for me?"
You: "When pigs fly!"

Scenario #2
Boss: "I know it's last minute, but can you work on Christmas day?'
You: "When pigs fly!"

Scenario #3
Kids: "Can I take your new car to the beach?"
You: "When pigs fly!"

Imagine yourself in each of these scenarios. Don't you feel empowered? Well, the emotions swirling through your body now are the same ones I imagine motivated the creator of a certain marathon. It is the Flying Pig Marathon. For over a decade, runners have been participating in this fun run, making it one of Cincinnati, Ohio's most coveted events.

Besides the weird name, the Flying Pig Marathon is unique because it incorporates so many types of runs. There is a wheelchair run, a pump-n-run for weightlifters, a kids' run and a four-person relay. In essence, there is something for everyone who wants to run a race. What is the grand prize? A big medal with a flying pig on it. However, if you don't cross the finish line first, you won't feel bad. The after parties are plentiful and full of people who are just happy that they made it through the event.

So, does the Flying Pig Marathon sound like a race you would want to run? (I bet you're not saying "When pigs fly!") If so, check out their Web site at www.flyingpigmarathon.com. The next race will occur on May 3, 2009, which gives you plenty of time to register. Don't miss out on a fun event. You can make it a part of your next family vacation.