View 468657027's profile Launches Fashion Management System; Finally, There's a Way to Keep Men from Wearing Socks & Sandals Together!

                                  Exclusive Technology Helps Keep Couples Together

HENDERSON, NV – April 1, 2013 – This morning announced the launch of a new Fashion Management System (FMS) which will notify customers when sock/sandal combinations are added to their shopping carts, blocking them from making a purchase. Zappos conducted numerous focus groups and learned that an overwhelming 93% of men who wear socks-with-sandals are less attractive to their spouses.

“We’ve all experienced this travesty, and as a service company, we felt it was our responsibility to save the world from this fashion epidemic,” says Chris Peake, head of Zappos Product Development. “There’s still a lot of work to be done, but the war on socks-with-sandals is worth fighting.”

While in beta, the FMS is available to customers whose cumulative lifetime spend on the website exceeds $1 million. To sweeten the deal, Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh has offered a free awkward dancing llama from his personal collection on a first come, first serve basis to FMS users who make a purchase today.


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Apr 1, 2013 at 7:33 pm Rahima212866 said:


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Apr 1, 2013 at 10:08 pm AmandaM36797 said:

SO funny!!!!

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Apr 1, 2013 at 11:04 pm David212952 said:

Well done - a great use of technology!

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Apr 2, 2013 at 2:11 am Betty213032 said:

Enjoyed that. I had a good laugh. I would like the awkward dancing llama though.

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Apr 10, 2013 at 5:03 pm Dee215937 said:

at last!

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Apr 23, 2013 at 4:41 pm john220072 said:

Is it too llate to get the llama?,,,llater

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Apr 29, 2013 at 8:24 pm GinaD100843 said:


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Jul 17, 2013 at 5:23 pm Mark246067 said:

". . . an overwhelming 93% of men who wear socks-with-sandals are less attractive to their spouses." And other members of their species, too.

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