After 2,471 paper jams and 1 small fire, the Finance team has finally gotten a new copy machine!! And it is a big deal! Every Thursday for 2 months the old copy machine would just stop working, as if it were saying “Hey you know what? I need to take a break, so I’m going to be over here chillaxin (chillin’ and relaxin’).” We in finance were not being wowed by the frequent breaks, so we decided to go copy machine shopping. Someone was so un-wowed they even wrote a break up letter:
Dearest Multi Printer,
This breakup letter should come as no surprise nor cause any heartache to someone as cold hearted as you. Time and again we’ve tried to get you to show me how much you care. Time and again we’ve been rudefully rebuffed. We have emotions. We have needs…. we have love to express. But you, Ms. Selfish, just don’t care that you make us feel like our needs, emotions and loving intentions are shamefully wrong. Well news flash, Multi-Printer, they aren’t. So, after this long time together we are ending this charade of a relationship in hopes of finding someone who is mechanically mature enough to love us like we need to be.
Here is the little Demon Machine of Death!
Here is the Happy Giant machine that is yet to be named. (Yes that is a sombrero)
Another yummy exciting event took place today with our 1st Ever Rice Krispie Treat Day! With crazy flavors like Strawberry,Chocolate Chip, Peppermint Pattie and even a Vegan Gluten-free treat. Finance is still on a sugar buzz. Oh, and can’t forget about the Zappos themed treats seen in the middle(Thanks Lakshan’s Wife).