Steve B.

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  • Biography: I'm a freelance writer with a passion for movies, travel and comic books. My homebase is the Midwest, but I love to travel to new countries or places as close as Wisconsin and Chicago.
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Family Movie of the Month: Monsters, Inc. in Parents

Nov 19, 2009 by Steve B. | 0 Comments

While growing up, kids typically become fearful of various things, especially the "monsters" that live in their closets. In 2001, Pixar, the computer animation arm of the Walt Disney Studios, revealed the truth behind that fear in Monsters, Inc., a family-family animated adventure.

John Goodman lends his voice to James P. "Sulley" Sullivan, a monster who lives on the other side of the closet door. With his best friend and roommate Mike Wazowski (Billy Crystal), Sulley works for Monsters, Inc., a company that converts children's screams into energy for the city of Monstropolis.

Sulley is a "scarer," one of the monsters that go through the closet door and cause kids to scream. Mike collects the energy generated by the screams in large storage tanks. Sulley has to be careful, though, not to bring anything back from the human world because children are toxic to monsters. Unfortunately, a sweet little girl named Boo follows Sulley through the closet one night, thinking he's a big furry kitty.

Fearing that they will be arrested or worse, Mike and Sully hide Boo in their apartment until they can figure out how to get her back home. A jealous chameleon named Randall (Steve Buscemi) finds out what they are up to, though, and tries to steal Boo away from them.

Funny and extremely clever, Monsters, Inc. contains eye-popping computer animation and an even better story. John Goodman and Billy Crystal are a great team as the voices of sarcastic Mike Wazowski and kindly Sulley. Playing a one-eyed monster, Crystal has some truly funny moments, especially when he has to insert a giant contact lens into his huge eye.

Monsters, Inc. also contains some great running gags, especially the constant warnings about children being toxic. When one furry monster comes back through a closet with a child's sock on his back, the hazardous materials team storms in, shaves him from head to toe and then blows up the sock.

Monsters, Inc., which is rated G, is a perfect blend of sly comedy for the adults and lots of action for the kids. The only scary thing about this movie would be never seeing it with the kids.

Outdoor Movies: "The Blair Witch Project" in Outdoor

Nov 16, 2009 by Steve B. | 0 Comments

Ten years ago, Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez redefined moviemaking with "The Blair Witch Project," a labor of love that turned into one of the highest grossing films of that year. According to the movie's opening credits, three student filmmakers went into the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland to do some research on the "Blair Witch," a local Burkittsville legend. The students allegedly disappeared in October 1994, but the footage they shot was recovered a year later.

Myrick and Sanchez reportedly assembled "The Blair Witch Project" from the recovered camcorder tapes. The shaky footage shows Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael Williams camping out in the woods for their film project. Unfortunately, creepy images and sounds start tormenting the young filmmakers. The movie ends with jumbled footage and screaming before the screen finally goes blank.

Prior to the release of "The Blair Witch Project," the movie's publicists were conspicuously silent when asked if the film was real or fiction. The question was quickly answered in the Midwest when Heather Donahue appeared as a waitress in a series of commercials for Steak 'n Shake restaurants. As it turns out, the three "student filmmakers" actually were recruited by the directors to play themselves in the film.

According to the cast members, Myrick and Sanchez handed Donahue, Leonard and Williams instructions on slips of paper prior to each day's shooting. The instructions would say to do things such as "Start an argument" or "Don't believe anything that Heather says." This improvisation gave the film its realistic and chilly feeling, especially the famous scene where Heather Donahue is crying into the camera lens.

In many ways, "The Blair Witch Project" remains one of the purest horror films that uses an outdoor setting. In fact, Emily Riemer of "Paste Magazine" recently reported that Myrick and Sanchez are planning a sequel to their original film, which should be more faithful to the original than the disappointing follow-up in 2000.

Resources:
Paste Magazine, "Tenth Anniversary Sequel to 'The Blair Witch Project' in the Works," Emily Riemer

Outdoor Playlists for Your iPod: Cycling Tunes in Outdoor

Nov 11, 2009 by Steve B. | 0 Comments

Even when the weather turns brisk, you can still pull your bicycle out of the garage and take it for a late afternoon spin through the park. When the urge to ride hits, slip on your bicycle helmet, let your mind shift into low gear and listen to these two-wheeled tunes on your iPod:

"Couldn't We Ride" (Performed by Kermit and Miss Piggy)

Featured in the 1981 movie The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Miss Piggy sing this song about the joys of cycling while they take a ride through the park. Muppet creator Jim Henson and his son Brian were involved in the intricate mechanics involved in making two of Henson's creations appear to ride bicycles.

"Santa's Workshop" (Performed by Schwinntonation)

A Chicago group named Schwinntonation isn't happy simply to write songs about bicycles. Using their two-wheelers, the group turns the sounds made by bicycles into musical tracks like "Santa's Workshop" and "Tuneup for the Big Race." The percussion effect created by their bicycles is oddly hypnotic.

"Bicycle Safety" (Performed by John Buchanan)

One track from his album Safety Songs, John Buchanan sings about the basics of bicycle safety to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star." Even the most experienced riders can always use a reminder about the basics.

"Broken Bicycles" (Performed by Tom Waits)

In this song from the soundtrack album to Francis Ford Coppola's One from the Heart, Tom Waits sings about a love relationship that feels like an old bicycle. The relationship, like the bike, may be old, rusty and broken, but he simply doesn't have the heart to throw it away.

"The Bicycle Song" (Performed by Uncle Andy)

A cautionary tale about cycling, Uncle Andy sings about the potential dangers that can occur if your ride your bicycle down a hill at 90 miles per hour. Suffice it to say, the singer goes to pieces—and so does his bicycle.

"Bicycle Race" (Performed by Queen)

The most universally recognized anthem about cycling, Queen performs this tune about a young man who wants nothing more out of life than to get on his bicycle and ride.

Resources:
http://bicycleuniverse.info/stuff/music.html
http://schwinntonation.googlepages.com/
http://www.songsforteaching.com/johnbuchanan/bicyclesafety.htm