As if Lindsay Lohan ‘s life wasn’t already drama-filled, her dad, Michael Lohan, just dropped a major bomb on her and the rest of the Lohan clan. It seems that Michael hooked up with another woman during one of his “off” periods with ex-wife Dina Lohan and actually fathered a daughter with the other woman. Which means that somewhere out there is a Lohan half-sister that the world didn’t know about. Michael Lohan has said that his love child even has some of the classic Lohan features. Wonder how LiLo is going to handle this one? And more importantly, how does the secret Lohan sister feel about being a Lohan? Of course, Michael is really only a father in the technical sense, he hasn’t provided any sort of financial support to the other daughter (not that he provides any financial support to his kids with Dina either).
Russell Simmons will have to fork over $40,000 a month in child support to Kimora Lee Simmons for his two daughters. Now $40,000 is about what most regular people make in a year, much less in a month. I guess baby fur coats and kiddie spa treatments don’t come cheap these days.
Mary-Kate Olsen made an appearance on Letterman for her new movie, The Wackness, where she revealed that she actually went to school with one-half of the World’s Most Hated and Vomit-Inducing Couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Apparently, Spencer had a reputation even in his high school days. She said that he was on the soccer team and would often lose his temper and walk off the field during games. She even agreed when Letterman asked her if she thought Spencer was “wormy.” Spencer, ever the gentleman, responded to Mary-Kate’s comment by saying that it must be tough being the less-attractive Olsen twin. I think he’s forgetting that Mary-Kate could buy him up in a heartbeat if she wanted to.
And guess who’s playing matchmaker for Britney Spears now? Her buddy, Mel Gibson! It seems that Mel is eager to set Britney up with one of his sons. He thinks the two would have a lot in common seeing as how they’ve both had stints in rehab. Yeah, somehow I don’t think that’s the kind of thing you want to lead with when you’re trying to set two people up. Thank goodness that Britney was smart enough to say, “No thanks.”