That Abbie Morris, a Lead in our fabulous CLT department, owns 15 pairs of slippers&= ? Neither did I, and I find it both scary and interesting at the same time. Abbie also owns 40, yes FORTY, bandannas WOW! In an effort to keep this on one page, today we will focus on Abbie’s slippers, though I cannot wait to spend some time focusing on the mass of bandannas that she sports. Abbie likes to create fun and a little weirdness with stats like these:
1.She will proudly go shopping in her slippers (like a hobo).
2.She has been addicted to slippers for all her life.
3.Her sister is worse than her (wow, I didn’t know weirdness like this runs in the family).
4.It drives their mom crazy (big surprise there).
5.She is impulsively driven to buy them. . . if she likes them, they are hers, even if that means skipping an actual bill that needs to be paid (now THAT is an obsession).
I couldn’t put this stuff into better words myself, so now I will share what Abbie herself has to say about this blatant craziness.
“A few years ago I could be defined as the girl who had a pair of slippers and a bandanna to match EVERY outfit . It I didn’t, I simply wouldn’t wear it. I own over 40 bandannas and probably 15 pair of slippers. I used to have a lot more but I’ve worn them out. That reminds me, I really need to get some more. My favorite pair has to be my Ohio State slippers that I purchased at Zappos.com (shameless plug). I’m from Ohio and my grandfather played for Ohio State so naturally I have to represent! Aside from those I have Marvin the Martian, Ugg , Old Friend , Acorn, long haired multi-colored (with and without sparkle silver accents), slipper socks of all kinds, solid colors in black, red, blue, and off white, Ohio State(used to have UC), and countless others that I couldn’t begin to name!”
Wow, what an adventure! Please enjoy the three pictures we have included that show Abbie with three of her favorite pairs of slippers, the Marvin the Martian slippers, multi-colored with sparkle accents, and her Ohio State slippers. Abbie, we hope your Ohio State slippers don’t run into my Siena slippers, I wouldn’t want there to be an upset.